did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
so in sum:
- beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
- laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
- on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
- on taylor swift’s birthday
- when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album
- thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
- on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit
y’all literally could never
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual
It just kept getting better.
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
Ellen is the Queen of the World
i know i joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.
I could have had the perfect body, but it was either that or bacon. I chose bacon.