my mom is on the phone with my dad (a microbiologist) and she told him “go to bed, turn off the computer, and just, just don’t do science. don’t do any science”
Rosie finally opens her mouth and it’s fucking flawless.
I hope the son sees this when he gets older
sometimes i wonder what would have happened if dylan hadn’t gone into acting
and i realise… he’d probably be a famous youtuber and we’d all be even more screwed
The Official Youtube Boyband x
Mary: I can’t marry you…
Bash: Yes, you can. Don’t let your mother put ideas in your head about my ability to protect you.
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
ABCs of Zalfie ↪ “L is for Little One”